Lyrics:

When the GOP's in times of trouble
Jerry Falwell comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Huckabee

And in our darkest hour
He is standing right in front of me
There will be an answer
Huckabee

GOP, hear my plea
It is me, Huckabee
I am standing next to G-O-D

He'll proudly show the 10 commandments
Though Bill Clinton questioned me
'Isn't that one too many?'
Not for me

I threw my halo in the ring
Now, ask yourself and you'll agree
Who would Jesus vote for?
Huckabee

I was blind now I see
Huckabee, yeah, Huckabee
Float like a butterfly
But sting like a... Huckabee