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Hello boys and girls. It's time for another government lesson for little children. Our second story is about Jack Abramoff:

This is the House that Jack bribed.

This is the cash
From Abramoff's stash
Inside of the House that Jack bribed.

This is the member
Who couldn't remember
If he took some cash
From Abramoff's stash
Inside of the House that Jack bribed.

This is the tribe
Who paid for the bribe
To give to the member
Who couldn't remember
If he took some cash
From Abramoff's stash
Inside of the House that Jack bribed.

This is the plane
They all took to Spain
With funds from the tribe
Who paid for the bribe
To give to the member
Who couldn't remember
If he took some cash
From Abramoff's stash
Inside of the House that Jack bribed.

This is the john
They flushed money down
After taking the plane
And going to Spain
With funds from the tribe
Who paid for the bribe
To give to the member
Who couldn't remember
If he took some cash
From Abramoff's stash
Inside of the House that Jack bribed.

How will this story end?
When he rats out his friends!

Those officials we trusted,
Now some will get busted,
But friendships, they'll resume,
When they all share a room
In the big house that Jack filled.