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Now, at this time, I would like to bring out the Secretary of Interior. Now, quite frankly, I think the décor of the White House looks just fine...Please welcome Ms. Gale Norton
All your wild scenic lands
Mother Nature's largess
Will be safe in my hands
I'm James Watt in a dress
Mine every mountain
Fill every stream
Level every hillside
Everything that's green
Bring global warming
More acid rain
From businesses who gave us
Cash for our campaign
Put some new oil wells
Where the tides flow and ebb
Only not near a state
With a guv'nor name Jeb
You eco wackos
Go hug a tree
You supported Nader
Now you're stuck with me