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And ladies and gentlemen, while it is kind of nice being a private citizen once again, now I a...
Oh, hold on, I have a phone call coming in, excuse me...
Clinton here
Reverend Jackson! Well, hey, I was just thinking of you
I was watching Temptation Island...
Oh, so now you want me to be your spiritual advisor...
Well, Jesse, before we get into that, just help me out here
I mean, how did you let something like this happen, man? I mean, didn't you use some protection?...You did? Well, what brand?...Firestone
That explains a lot...
Listen, I'll get back to you on this
I have to go right now
Bye...