Lyrics:

OK. Let's see, I can do this, OK.

There's a hole in the center of the ballot
There's a hole in the center of the ballot
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the center of the ballot

There's a name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's a name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the center of the ballot

There's an arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot

Everybody!

[Audience attempts to sing 'There's an arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot']

You're just as confused as I am!

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the center of the ballo-t

There's a name to the left of the arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's a name to the left of the arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the center of the ballo-t

There's a tiny little pointer near the name to the left of the arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's a tiny little pointer near the name to the left of the arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the center of the ballo-t

OK for the vision impaired:

There's some Braille near the tiny little pointer near the name to the left of the arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's some Braille near the tiny little pointer near the name to the left of the arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the center of the ballo-t

And finally,

There's a mob in a street and a judge in a court and a lawyer in a suit and a Wolf on TV and some Braille near the tiny little pointer near the name to the left of the arrow near the name to the right of the hole in the center of the ballot

One more time!

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the center of the ballo-t