Lyrics:

Everybody's dancing, yes, at the chairman's ball



Everybody's prancing, yes, at the chairman's ball



You can see the mayor and his wife



Dancing there the first time in their lives



You can see the chief of police



Dancing with his only niece



At the ball oh the chairman's ball



Well, you;ve got to get your ticket and go now for the chairman's ball



Anyone who's anyone is in the know about oh the chairman's ball



The committee, they're all there



Sitting in their roped-off square



All the patients, they're in a line



And every one of them is feelin' fine



At the ball oh the chairman's ball oh the chairman's ball



Well now soon as midnight comes around at the chairman's ball



You know you know you can't be found at the chairman's ball



Now you know you've had your fun



Now you know you've got to run



Now you know you've had your fun



Be thankful nobody used a gun



At the ball oh the chairman's ball