Lyrics:

- And I've spent five hundred quid tonight
- He's a good lad, he is
- How much?
- Here you are, you ugly
- What do I do with that?
- Yeah?
- Yeah
- Do you know, the daft thing is I never had a son. Got two daughters, but I never had a son
- He's a good lad, he is. Never been a better lad in — in your life

The north won't be the s—

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