Rumour Spreadin' 'round in That Texas Town about That Shack Outside La Grange and You Know What I'm Talkin' About just Let Me Know if You Wanna Go to That Home Out On The Range they Got A Lot Of Nice Girls-Ah
have Mercy a-Haw-Haw-Haw-Haw, A-Heh a-Haw-Haw-Haw
well, I Hear It's Fine if You Got The Time and The Ten To Get Yourself In a-Hmm, Hmm and I Hear It's Tight a-Most Every Night but Now I Might Be Mistaken hmm, Hmm, Hmm