Lyrics:

On this fateful day, in the history of whenever
An epidemic of missing letters has swept the land
Whatever the cause, for the sake of future generations
In the limited time we have been permitted, these stories must be told

There was an apple that lost his 'A'
There was a zebra that lost his 'Z'
There was a chauffeur that left his 'auffer' on the dashboard
Of the car that lost its 'R'
Well, the car had lost its 'R'
In a pothole on a street that lost its 'E'
When the garbage collector with a missing 'ector'
Swept it up with a broom that lost its 'oom'

Where they gonna go without their letters?
How could they survive without their letters?
Where they gonna go to find their letters?
They're gonna have to get together

At the alphabet lost and found
'ING - Anybody lose an -ing?'
At the alphabet lost and found
'Prefixes and suffixes, door number two'

There was a school that lost its cool
When they tired to ring the bell that had no 'L'
With all the letters gone, the spelling bee was canceled
Science teachers had their hands full
English classes could not be complete

Where they gonna go without their letters?
How could they survive without their letters?
Where they gonna go to find their letters?
They're gonna have to get together
Where they gonna go without their letters?
How could they survive without their letters?
Where they gonna go to find their letters?
They're gonna have to get together
Crowds of people, animals, and incomplete words
Have been reported to be gathering
At a previously unknown place to be referred to as

The alphabet lost and found
'ING - Anybody lose an -ing?'
At the alphabet lost and found
'Prefixes and suffixes, door number two'
At the alphabet lost and found

(How could they survive without their letters?)
At the alphabet lost and found
(They're gonna have to get together)
At the alphabet lost and found
(They're gonna have to get together)
'Paging Mr. Ames Ond'
At the alphabet lost and found
(They gonna have to get together)