Lyrics:

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey, I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw

Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey, I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw
I say, why don't we get drunk and screw