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Oh, Well Imagine As I'm Pacing The Pews In A Church Corridor,
and I Can't Help But To Hear, No I Can't Help But To Hear An Exchanging Of Words
'what A Beautiful Wedding, What A Beautiful Wedding' Says The Bride's Maid To A Waiter.
'yes, But What A Shame, What A Shame, The Poor Groom's Bride Is A Whore.'

i'd Chime In With A 'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing The God'damn Door?'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
i'd Chime In 'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing The God'damn Door?'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of...

well In Fact Well I'll Look At It This Way, I Mean Technically Our Marriage Is Saved Well This Calls For A Toast, So Pour The Champagne
oh Well In Fact Well I'll Look At It This Way, I Mean Technically Our Marriage Is Saved Well This Calls For A Toast, So Pour The Champagne, Pour The Champagne

i'd Chime In With A 'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing The God' Damn Door?'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
i'd Chime In 'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing The God'damn Door?'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.......

again...

i'd Chime In 'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing The God'damn Door?no'
it's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
i'd Chime In 'haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing The God'damn Door?'
no, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality......

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