Lyrics:

Steve, Steven xodiak
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back

Screenage cyber spaceman
A psychic to the stars
He liked to scan their fortune
And read their tarot cards
But then one day a stranger
Took him by surprise

Steve, Steven xodiak
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back
Screenage psychopath
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back

She said she wants to be a god
An angel dressed in flares
She hacked away his future
And then she threw him down the stairs
Now Steve's a real spaceman
He lives up in the stars

Steve, Steven xodiak
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back
Screenage psychopath
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back

From Ectoplasm City
Consulting from afar
Steven tells your fortune
Don't need no tarot cards
Just call the sci-kick network
On one nine hundred Mars

Steve, Steven xodiak
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back
Screenage psychopath
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back

He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back
He ain't never coming, he ain't ever coming back