Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Have I been eating sawdust?
That's a vile taste on my tongue
A drum behind my forehead
Beating like a gun

[Verse 2]
They’ll hate me if I call in sick
They'll hate me if I don't
Scowling at me, howling at me
All this on the phone

[Pre-Chorus]
Nauseous stomach, bloodshot eyes
I really do feel bad
Maybe I should lie back down
Later I’ll be glad

[Chorus]
Never again will I let this happen
Never again will I fall so low
Never again will I be tempted
By the barman's steady flow

[Verse 3]
Let's step into the shower
And see how that will feel
Some cooling water and a shave
Later a good meal

[Verse 4]
The look into the mirror
Tells me that I'm no catch
But hell I have a good man's heart
I'd make a proper match

[Pre-Chorus]
Nauseous stomach, bloodshot eyes
I really do feel bad
Maybe I should lie back down
Later I'll be glad

[Chorus]
Never again will I let this happen
Never again will I fall so low
Never again will I be tempted
By the barman's steady flow

[Bridge]
The morning’s bad
What can I say? (Hey!)
But I’ll be fine
After this day (Hey!)
Call me mad
That's okay (Hey!)
Getting wasted (Hey!)
That’s my way

[Verse 5]
So won't that count for something
In a world so full of scams?
Hanging with your best of mates
Won't do any harm
So why not meet up later?
I'm already feeling fine
Maybe around seven
For some beer or a glass of wine?

[Chorus]
Never again will I let this happen
Never again will I fall so low
Never again will I be tempted
By the barman’s steady flow

[Outro]
Never again
Never again
Never again
By the barman's steady flow