Lyrics:

Jeffrey went to
The Black & Decker store
And bought himself
A drill and saw

Drill bit lobotomy
So Jeffrey could have a live zombie
Drill bit lobotomy
So Jeffrey could have a live zombie

He gave them a drink
With crushed sleeping pills
When they were unconscious
Out came the drill

Drill bit lobotomy
So Jeffrey could have a live zombie
Drill bit lobotomy
So Jeffrey could have a live zombie

Drill bit lobotomy
So Jeffrey could have a live zombie
Dril bit lobotomy
So Jeffrey could have a live zombie