Lyrics:

Frank Zappa (guitar)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
Terry Bozzio (vocals)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Ray White (vocals)
Ike Willis (vocals)

Hello, anybody home?...special delivery!
Oh no!
Registered mail, you're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy
Oh no!
Cmon, I know youre in there
Oh no!
(weep, weep, weep)

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
(weep)

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
No-oh-woh-oh-woh...

Roller skates 'n disco
Is a lot of fun
I'm too young 'n stupid
To operate a gun

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
No-oh-woh-oh-woh...

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot her in the fox hole, fox hole

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole, fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole