Lyrics:

Wayne Lyles (vocals)
Terry Wimberly (piano)
Elwood jr. Madeo (guitar)
Frank Zappa (drums)

So, uh, I'd just like to tell you about a little incident at Shrine Auditorium. Um, well, see we made this scene down there, we walked in, and this..this place is big, y'know, real big, y'know? An' everybody was gonna be there. Louis Armstrong and his boys were gonna be there, (Titans) an' the Titans, (Velvetones too) and the Velvetones, and the Blackouts, so let me tell you about this scene... (we made the scene, that is obvious) ????? The Velvetones think they're Lawrence Welk.