Lyrics:

Ive Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman
Bobby Bare
Written By R.C. Bannon

Ive served my time losing track of the wine
Looking through red eyes at the blues
Holdin on till the very last song
Trying to make up my mind who to chose
Chasing a dream in a whisky world
Down the neon avenue
Ah Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But Ive sure woke up with a few

Chorus:
Aint it funny how the liquor and the flicker
Of a candle make you see it from a different view
Oh Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But Ive sure woke up with a few

Ive met more than one morning lying there
Groaning, crying Lord what did I do?
Hangin my head as I slipped from her bed
Trying hard not to leave any clues
When I start out the evening Im being selective
But Ill take anything after two
No Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But Ive sure woke up with a few

Chorus:
Aint it funny how the liquor and the flicker
Of a candle make you see it from a different view
Oh Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But Ive sure woke up with a few
Oh Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But Ive sure woke up with a few