Lyrics:

Hello Honey, It's Me
what Did You Think When You Heard Me Back On The Radio
what Did The Kids Say When They Knew It Was Their Long Lost Daddy-O
remember How We Listened To The Radio
and I Said 'that's The Place For Me'
and How I Got The Job As An Fm Jock The Day You Married Me
we Were Two Kids And I Was Was Into Am Rock
but I Just Had To Run Around
it's Been Eight Years Since I Left You Babe
let Me Tell You 'bout What's Gone Down

chorus
i Am The Morning Dj On Wold
playing All The Hits For You Wherever You May Be
the Bright Good-Morning Voice Who's Heard But Never Seen
feeling All Of Forty-Five Going On Fifteen

the Drinking I Did On My Last Big Gig Made My Voice Go Low
they Said That They Liked The Younger Sound When They Let Me Go
so I Drifted On Down To Tulsa, Oklahoma To Do Me A Late Night Talk Show
now I Worked My Way Back Home Again, Via Boise, Idhao
that's How This Business Goes

chorus

i've Been Making Extra Money Playing High School Sock Hops
i'm A Big Time Guest Mc
you Should Hear Me Talking To The Little Children
and Listen What They Say To Me
got A Spot On The Top Of My Head, Begging For A New Toupee
and A Tire On My Gut From Sitting On My
but They're Never Gonna Go Away

sometimes I Get This Crazy Dream
that I Just Drive Off In My Car
but You Can Travel On Ten Thousand Miles And Still Say Where You Are
i've Been Thinking That I Should Quit Disk Jockeying
and Start That Record Store
maybe I Could Settle Down If You'ld Take Me Back Once More

ok Honey, I See
i Guess He's Better Than Me
sure, Old Girl, I Understand
you Don't Have To Worry, I'm Such A Happy Man

wold, Wold, Wol, Wol, Wolddd

i Am The Morning Dj On Khj
playing All The Hits For You Playing Them Night And Day
the Bright Good Morning Voice Who's Heard But Never Seen
feeling All Of Forty-Five, Going On Fifteen
i Am The Morning Dj On Wold