Lyrics:

My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with your heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
But you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
But, don't change a hair for me
No, not if you care for me
Stay, valentine, stay
'Cause with you each day is Valentine's Day

Each day is Valentine's Day
Every day is Valentine's Day
So better why don't you
Better why don't you stay