Lyrics:

Well I Can't Read And I Can't Write
and I Don't Know My Left From Right.

i Can't Tell If The Sun's Gonna Shine
and I Don't Know If You'll Ever Be Mine,
but I'll Make Love To You Any Old Time At All.

i Can't Swim And I Can't Fly,
i Ain't No Fish, Ain't A Bird In The Sky.

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i Can't Count From One To Ten,
and I Don't Know The Shape I'm In.

chorus