Lyrics:

I Once Met A Man With A Sense Of Adventure
he Was Dressed To Thrill Wherever He Went
he Said ';let's Make Love On A Mountain Top
under The Stars On A Big Hard Rock';
i Said ';in These Shoes
i Don't Think So';
i Said ';honey, Let's Do It Here.';

so I'm Sitting At A Bar In Guadalajara
in Walks A Guy With A Faraway Look In His Eyes
he Said ';i've Got As Powerful Horse Outside
climb On The Back, I'll Take You For A Ride
i Know A Little Place, We Can Get There For The Break Of Day.';
i Said ';in These Shoes
no Way, Jose';
i Said ';honey, Let's Stay Right Here.';

no Le Gusta Caminar. No Puede Montar La Caballo
(I Don't Want To Go; I Can't Mount The Horse)
como Se Puede Bailar Es Un Escandolo
(How Can I Dance It's A Scandal)

then I Met An Englishman
';oh'; He Said
';won't You Walk Up And Down My Spine,
it Makes Me Feel Strangely Alive.';
i Said ';in These Shoes
i Doubt You'd Survive.';
i Said ';honey, Let's Do It.
let's Stay Right Here.';

no Le Gusta Caminar. No Puede Montar A Caballo
(I Don't Want To Go; I Can't Mount The Horse)
como Se Puede Bailar Es Un Escandolo
(How Can I Dance It's A Scandal)