Lyrics:

I Got 29 Ways To Make It To My Baby's Door
i Got 29 Ways To Make It To My Baby's Door
and If She Needs Me Bad
i Can Find About Two Or Three More
i Got One Through The Basement
two Down The Hall
and When The Going Gets Tough
i Got A Hole In The Wall
(Chorus)
i Can Come Through The Chimney Like Santa Claus
go Through The Window And That Ain't All
a Lot Of Good Ways I Don't Want You To Know
i Even Got A Hole In The Bedroom Floor
(Chorus)

i Got A Way Through The Closet Behind Her Clothes
a Way Through The Attic That No One Knows
a Master Key That Fits Every Lock
a Hidden Door Behind The Grandfather Clock
(Chorus