Lyrics:

I fell in love with someone sweet and pure
But she became the world's biggest whore
I went away for a few weeks or more
You fucked more dudes than I fuck girls on the tour
How can it be? You got me beat
I'm not the only one who loves to cheat
Doesn't matter what you do or where you go
You're always gonna be a ho
Don't care where you live, or who you know
You're always gonna be a ho
I never knew I could feel quite so sick
I kissed your mouth and tasted Satchel's dick
I ran away, went to my grandpa's farm
I saw your name tattooed on my grandpa's arm
Is there no man you haven't laid?
Has your vagina never seen the shade?
Doesn't matter what you do or where you go
You're always gonna be a ho
I don't care if your dad is Russell Crowe
You're always gonna be a ho
This could be our love's biggest test
Baby, I don't care if you're a ho
Just tell me I'm the best
Doesn't matter if you're hot
Doesn't matter if you're cold
Doesn't matter if you got your vagina plated in gold
Doesn't matter if you live so long you're covered in mold
You're always gonna be a ho
It's the truth, so I am told
Doesn't matter what you do or where you go
You're always gonna be a ho
You're always gonna rub my dick and it's gonna grow
You're always gonna be a ho
You're my favorite garden tool
Out in the shed behind the swimming pool
You're a ho
You're a fucking ho