Lyrics:

Stagecoach Lady, Hourglass Body
makin' Things Glow In The Night
well, She Would If She Could
and She'd Be Good If She Would
only Be A Lover She'd Be Out Tonight

'cause I'm A Bad, A Lonely Schoolboy
and I'm A Rat
and It's Too Bad
can't Get Me None Of That

salt Lake City, Salt Lickin' Biddies
bogus Honey Stinkin' O' Gin
well, My Daddy Was Hard
his Face Was Pretty Scarred
from Kickin' Ass And Playin' Poker To Win

'cause I'm A Bad, A Lonely Schoolboy
and I'm A Rat
and It's Too Bad
can't Get Me None Of That

it's Too Bad

and It's Too Bad
can't Get Me None Of That

loose Old Lady, My Mama Katie
chivalry Was Born At Her Feet
well, She Shoulda Thought Twice
when Pa Showed His Dice
at Night She Put My Daddy To Sleep

'cause I'm A Bad, A Lonely Schoolboy
and I'm A Rat
it's Too Bad
can't Get Me None Of That

it's Too Bad
lord, It's Too Bad
i Said It's Too Bad
lord It's Too Bad, Yeah
i Said It's Too Bad
it's Too Bad
you Know It's Too Bad
ahh, It's Too Bad