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So, let's melt the North Pole
What?
Melt the North Pole?
Well, congress once consider the idea
And really it wasn't such a bad idea
Except for one or two little things
We'll read about it
Read with me
(Just pull up your right sleeve a little bit please)
Idea
(Just how far can you go in this thing)
Warm
(Uh, do not open your eyes until I tell you to do so please)
Melt
Thought
(Close them now)
The Albatross passed a law
The
Idea
To congress
The freezing waters could be pumped out
And the warm pumped in
Theory
Can be dangerous
But also moist
It's far from worst idea
Ever concocted
So let's melt
The North Pole
Ready?
(It is essential that you continue the experiment)
(You got no other choice)
Yes I have a choice
(That is incorrect)
We may drink a good deal of liquid
And not easy satisfy our thirst
(Please continue)
Liquid increases the thirst
Until that painful thirst becomes unbearable
Which reminds us
Man must soon learn
To remove the salt from sea water
And learn a way to transport that water to people inland
They must learn to do this
And they are learning
(We have no other choice)
Or animals will inherit the Earth
Is this sentence true or false
(Let me out)
Survival means
Live and see
True
(That is incorrect)
Have we past the point of no return?
So let's melt the North Pole!
It is perhaps even more dangerous than interesting
(He says it's got to go on, the experiment)
For these regions would then lack
That which made them
Moist
Thrust
Thought
Thought
Thought
Thought
Thought
That concludes this lesson
(We must continue)
(Go on please)