Lyrics:

I could while away the hours, conferin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin', while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle, for every individle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin', you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Oh I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thought before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothin', my head all full of stuffin'
My love all full of pain
I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingle derry
If I only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thought before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothin', my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingle derry
If I only had a brain