Lyrics:

Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school
Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school
'Cause it was somebody else that went and broke the rules

I drew a picture of you
The picture came out real fine
But it's not my fault
That you look like Frankenstein

Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school
Must have been another boy who went and broke the rules

Now, when I get my report card
My dad would throw a fit
He's gonna break my heart
Right in the place just where I set

Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school
'Cause it was somebody else that went and broke the rules
I ain't no fool