Lyrics:

They Made A Statue Of Us
and It Put It On A Mountain Top
now Tourists Come And Stare At Us
blow Bubbles With Their Gum
take Photographs For Fun, For Fun

they'll Name A City After Us
and Later Say It's All Our Fault
then They'll Give Us A Talking To
then They'll Give Us A Talking To
because They've Got Years Of Experience
we're Living In A Den Of Thieves
rummaging For Answers In The Pages
we're Living In A Den Of Thieves
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious

we Wear Our Scarves Just Like A Noose
but Not 'cause We Want Eternal Sleep
and Though Our Parts Are Slightly Used
new Ones Are Slave Labor You Can Keep

we're Living In A Den Of Thieves
rummaging For Answers In The Pages
we're Living In A Den Of Thieves
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious

they Made A Statue Of Us
they Made A Statue Of Us
the Tourists Come And Stare At Us
the Sculptor's Mama Sends Regards
they Made A Statue Of Us
they Made A Statue Of Us
our Noses Have Begun To Rust
we're Living In A Den Of Thieves
rummaging For Answers In The Pages
were Living In A Den Of Thieves

and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious
and It's Contagious