Lyrics:

Damn, seems like always something with the fucking TV
Motherfucking cable off
Hey, bring me something to drink
Yeah, that motherfucking Crazy Horse will do, that'll work
Ain't shit on this motherfucker
Oh shit, what the fuck is this?

Big Tittie Nickie (Henny Loc):
Hey motherfuckers, welcome back to the $20 Sack Pyramid
I'm your host, motherfucking OG Henny Loc
And we're back with our two final contests
Duck motherfucking Mouth and Bootney Lee Farnsworth
They'll be playing for a $20 sack of indo and a $35 gift certificate to the Compton swap meet
All right, y'all bitches for thirty seconds to answer five motherfucking questions
Lonnie, you ready with that clock? Well let the games begin

The D.O.C. (Duck Mouth) and Samara (Bootney Lee Farnsworth):
All right man, we gotta do that shit man
We need to do this shit right now (Hell yeah, man, fuck that the whole neighborhood is watching, everybody watching)
We gotta do this shit right now, okay, you ready?
(Hell yeah man, come on) Hey man, you ready?
(I'm ready) I'm ready, let's go

Indo, uh, uh, Cali, uh Buddha
(Shit, shit I used to sell, um, um)
Hocus Pocus
(Oh, things that people smoke)
Right! That's it that's it

Oh, oh fuck me in the ass
Oh, oh, step to me and let me suck your dick
(Oh, things that Tim Dog would say)
Yeah, that's it right now
(Oh yeah, come on keep going man, hurry up)

Uh, uh, VCR's, uh, TV's and shit
All them socks and shit
Oh, that box in your room and shit
(Oh, oh, shit I came up on loot)
That's it, That's it right there
(Yeah, that's it come on hurry up, man, hurry up)

Uh, En Vogue, uh, uh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry
Uh, shit, too many bitches? Oh, bad bitches?
Yo, uh, your Auntie Clarice
(Oh, bitches I wanna fuck)
That shit right there, that shit
(Come on, hurry up we got five seconds)

Okay, okay, uh, uh, I know D.O.C.
Uh, Dre gonna do my music and shit, uh
Snoop and me, we go to the swap meet
Oh, oh, I know, I know
(Things that niggas be saying to get the pussy)
That's it right there
That's it, that's it

Give me my motherfucking weed, bitch
Give me my motherfucking weed
It's all right there, baby
Uh, give me my weed, give me my $35 to go to the motherfuckin' swap meet, bitch
(I'm in the money, I'm in the money)
(I'm in the money, I'm in the money) Hey Snoop, hey hey Bootney

I just love that $35 gift certificate that they finna give us 'cause we came up like Rome
(Hey hey)
Ghetto bitches I told you to stay home
(Damn nigga spin the wheel and shit)