Lyrics:

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking... I'll fucking take you to the farmer's market and get you the freshest veggies and shit, like like they serve at Whole Foods
Yo I'll fucking, yo I'll fucking, yo I'll take you antiquing and buy you the nicest doll house, hand painted
Oh shit, all right I'll fucking, I'll fucking... take you horseback riding on the white sands of sunny Portugal, motherfucker. I'll fucking take you to Martha's Vineyard to go clamming and shit. Eat some biscuits some New England clam chowder up in this piece
Yeah I'll fucking, I'll set up the juice class for both of us, we'll do the master cleanse, and I'll help you get the mental clarity that you've always wanted, and help you with your IBS
I'll fucking, I'll fucking, I'll fucking take you to a yoga ashram and shit in fucking Toronto
Yo I'll fucking help you type out your resume with the finest fonts, and set up your business plan, and I'll say that you're proficient in Microsoft Excel and that you have good planning skills
Sounds nice son