Lyrics:

He always has a sidekick,
Some boy wonder at his call.
His utility belt hold everything,
Can't find that at the mall.
The Batmobile is super fast,
There is no car that is surpassed
It's a good thing we have Arkham, 'cause he really drives us bats!

Drives us Bats, drives us bats,
He really drives us Bats, Bats, Bats.
He drives us Bats!

Rather dancing the Batusi or using an array of tools,
He's always got the answer, he makes us look like fools!
Hes got no super powers, hes just a flying rat!
It's a good thing we have Arkham, 'cause he really drives us bats!

Drives us Bats (Worlds greatest detective!)
Drives us Bats (Foiling every evil scheme!)
He really drives us Bats, Bats, Bats.
He drives us Bats!

Even without Shark Repellent,
He's tougher than he seems.
Other heroes often ask;
Why is he always the Top Cat?

He drives us Bats!
Drives us Bats,
Drives us Bats.