Lyrics:

A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band

What's going on
Is there something wrong
In the rock-scene of today?

If you're looking good
Wear a glittersuit
Then you'll make it anyway

The kids are gonna scream and shout
Do they know what this is all about?

Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band

A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band

From mob til top
Seems an easy job
You're a big boy from now on

You change a kinky rock
Into a Cadillac
People think it's easy done

The kids are gonna scream and shout
Do they know what this is all about?

Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band

A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band

Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band

The kids are gonna scream and shout
Do they know what this is all about?

Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band

A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band

A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band