Lyrics:

Now In My Younger Days I Used To Sport A Shag
when I Went To School I Carried Lunch In A Bag
with An Apple For My Teacher 'cause I Knew I'd Get A Kiss
always Got Mad When The Class Was Dismissed
but When It Was In Session, I Always Had A Question
i Would Raise My Hand To Make Her Stagger To My Desk And
help Me With My Problem, It Was Never Much
just A Trick, To Smell Her Scent And Try To Sneak A Touch
oh, How I Wish I Could Hold Her Hand And Give Her A Hug
she Was Married To The Man, He Was A Thug,
his Name Was Lee, He Drove A Z,
he'd Pick Her Up From School Promptly At Three O'clock
i Was On Her Jock, Yes Indeedy I Wrote Graffiti On The Bus
first I'd Write Her Name Then Carve A Plus,
with My Name Last, On The Looking Glass,
i Seen Her Yesterday But Still I Had To Let Her Pass

she Keeps On Passin Me By...

when I Dream Of Fairytales I Think Of Me And Shelly
see She's My Type Of Hype And I Can't Stand When Brothers Tell Me
that I Should Quit Chasin' And Look For Something Better
but The Smile That She Shows Makes Me A Go-Getter
i Haven't Gone As Far As Asking If I Could Get With Her
i Just Play It By Ear And Hope She Gets The Picture
i'm Shootin For Her Heart, Got My Finger On The Trigger
she Could Be My Broad, And I Could Be Her (Nigga)
but, All I Can Do Is Stare...
back As Kids We Used To Kiss When We Played Truth Or Dare
now She's More Sophisticated, Highly Edu-Ma-Cated
not At All Over-Rated, I Think I Need A Prayer
to Get In Her Boots And It Looks Rather Dry
i Guess A Twinkle In Her Eye Is Just A Twinkle In Her Eye
although She's Crazy Steppin, I'll Try To Stop Her Stride
cause I Won't Have No More Of This Passin Me By

and I Must Voice My Opinion Of Not Even Pretending She Didn't Have Me
strung Like A Chicken, Chase My Tail Like A Doggie
she Was Kind Of Like A Star, Thinking I Was Like A Fan
dude, She Looked Good, Down Side She Had A Man
he Was A Rooty-Toot, A Nincompoop
she Told Me Soon Your Little Birdie's Gonna Fly The Coop
she Was A Flake Like Corn, And I Was Born Not To Understand
by Lettin Her Pass I Had Proved To Be A Better Man

she Keeps On Passin Me By...

now There She Goes Again, The Dopest Ethiopian
and Now The World Around Me Be Gets Movin In Slow Motion
when-Ever She Happens To Walk By - Why Does The Apple Of My Eye
overlook And Disregard My Feelings No Matter How Much I Try
wait, No, I Did Not Really Pursue My Little Princess With Persistence;
and I Was So Low-Key That She Was Unaware Of My Existence
from A Distance I Desired, Secretly Admired Her;
wired Her A Letter To Get Her, And It Went
my Dear, My Dear, My Dear, You Do Not Know Me But I Know You Very Well
now Let Me Tell You About The Feelings I Have For You
when I Try, Or Make Some Sort Of Attempt, I Symp
damn I Wish I Wasn't Such A Wimp!
'cause Then I Would Let You Know That I Love You So
and If I Was Your Man Then I Would Be True
the Only Lying I Would Do Is In The Bed With You
then I Signed Sincerely The One Who Loves You Dearly, Ps Love Me Tender
the Letter Came Back Three Days Later Return To Sender
damn!

she Keeps On Passin Me By...