Lyrics:

Just changed my underwear, the old ones came alive today
Moving around like a slug, pretty fast making it's way
I just can't understand why them women go wild over me
Raving raving women going wild over me
I haven't wahed for months scab-plant in my nack
And when I for once try to comb my hair them fleas are running up my back
I just can't understand why them women go wild over me
Raving raving women going wild over me
I really look like a fattening-pig but I just can't be left alone
Inspite of my horrid looks they all want to have me for their own
I just can't understand why them women go wild over me
Raving raving women going wild over me