Lyrics:

I think my friend said 'I hear footsteps'
I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday
I wore my black and white dress

I think my friend said 'Stick it in the back of her head,'
I think my friend said 'Two of them are sisters,'
'I am a murder tramp, birthday boy,' I think I said
'I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in,' I think he said

Then we wished them all a happy birthday
We kissed them all goodnight
Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me
In my black and red dress

I think my friend said 'Don't forget the video,'
I think my friend said 'Don't forget to smile,'
'You're a murder tramp, murder tramp,' I think he said
'You're a murder boy, birthday boy,' I think I said

I think my friend said 'Stick it in the back of her head,'
I think my friend said 'Two of them are sisters,'
'I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy,' I think I said
'I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in,' I think he said

I think my friend said 'Don't forget the video,'
I think my friend said 'Don't forget to smile,'
'You're a murder tramp, murder tramp,' I think he said
'You're a murder boy, birthday boy,' I think I said