Lyrics:

Sound Effect-Siren

theme From Dragnet

theme From Peter Gunn

if You Ever Need A Good Lawyer,
or Solicitor I Should Say
get Perry Mason

theme From Perry Mason

theme From The Untouchables

let's Do Some Eliminating Altogether
i'm Gonna Get A Machine Gun

don't Play So Rough, Dan
you 're Playing Too Rough

(Some Slapstick In The Background)
hey Man, Don't Kill Him
don't, Don't Kill Him, Man
c ' Mon Here, Don't...