Lyrics:

We researched youth-magazines,
Discovered all those grass-root scenes
We built a new laboratory,
Applied teenage lobotomy,
Applied teenage lobotomy,

We studied punkers, bikers, teds,
Hippies, ravers and skinheads
But now we found a cult for real,
Here it is - that's the deal,
Here it is - that's the deal

Pinheads, pinheads
Marching through the night,
Pinheads, pinheads -
Looking for a fight,
Pinheads, pinheads,
A tuft of ribbon wrapped hair,
Monster - mega - hip -street - wear
It's cool to be a pinhead, yeah

We have sent our best trend scouts
Listen up, what they found out,
New styles, new logos and new brands,
Established by that pinhead - trend,
Established by that pinhead - trend

Pinheads, pinheads,
Funny dress and sharpened head,
Pinheads, pinheads,
Buy yourself a pinhead - set
Pinheads, pinheads,
A tuft of ribbon wrapped hair,
And monster - mega - hip street - wear

We don't call their girls punkettes
We don't call their girls modettes
We won't call them renees,
Their girls look simply like zucchinis!