Lyrics:

We researched youth-magazines
Discovered all those grass-root scenes
We built a new laboratory
Applied teenage lobotomy
Applied teenage lobotomy
We studied punkers, bikers, teds
Hippies, ravers and skinheads
But now we found a cult for real
Here it is - that's the deal
Here it is - that's the deal
Pinheads, pinheads
Marching through the night
Pinheads, pinheads -
Looking for a fight
Pinheads, pinheads
A tuft of ribbon wrapped hair
Monster - mega - hip -street - wear
It's cool to be a pinhead, yeah
We have sent our best trend scouts
Listen up, what they found out
New styles, new logos and new brands
Established by that pinhead - trend
Established by that pinhead - trend

Pinheads, pinheads
Funny dress and sharpened head
Pinheads, pinheads
Buy yourself a pinhead - set
Pinheads, pinheads
A tuft of ribbon wrapped hair
And monster - mega - hip street - wear
We don't call their girls punkettes
We don't call their girls modettes
We won't call them renees
Their girls look simply like zucchinis!