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You don't have to watch the news
You don't need to learn at schools
Go to blockbusters in mommy's car!
Dig out your old VCR

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Rambo III

Rambo III, lesson one
Fighting in Afghanistan
The djihad-rebels didn't stand alone
They got help from sly Stallone

Rambo III, lesson two,
Who did what, when, where to whom?
The holy warriors rebelled,
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Rambo III
Rambo III
Rambo built Bin Laden!