Lyrics:

I'd go home but it's Friday
And Thursday's a week away
I'll get over it someday
Kinda like my granny's got a toupee
I fall in love every Sunday
'Cause I forgot to get her number, don't remember her name
She'll make my day on a Monday
And I'll be happy that I left when she told me to stay

I go to work in the weekends
It's the only time of the week I don't sleep in

I'd make out but it's pay day
And I haven't had enough to get laid
She'll get over it someday
'Cause she said: 'does your wife know you're gay!'
I'll call her up on a Sunday
You know, the number in my phone book that doesn't have a name
We'll do and don't until Monday
And I'll be happy 'cause she left when I told her to stay

I go to work in the weekends
It's the only time of the week I don't sleep in

I work hard...

I go to work in the weekends
It's the only time of the week I don't sleep in