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...Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence...
College graduates, apply today...
Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes
In exotic far-off places the vacation of your dreams
You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God
We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad
Citizen C.I.A.
Citizen C.I.A.
Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day
We'll teach them all our secrets and then we'll walk away
We're knee-deep in guerrillas, yeah the party never stops
United States of America undercover cop
Citizen C.I.A.
Citizen C.I.A.
Five weeks paid vacation and a 401K