Lyrics:

I Got A Note From My Cousin The Other Day
he Said His Lady Had Gone On A Holiday
he Thought She'd Be Back In A Week Or So
but That Was More Than 2 Months Ago

so This Is Romance (X2)

they've Been Together Devoted Through Thick And Thin
he Really Thought She Would Love Noone Else But Him
but Now He Does'nt Think She's Being Fair

to Be Having So Much Fun With Him Not There

so This Is Romance (X2)

in Her Last Letter She Was Water-Skying
and She Has Learned To Drive A Car
a Gigolo Baring The Name Romero
takes Her For Evenings In A Cocktail Bar

so This Is Romance
you Dont Stand A Chance

he Felt Mistreated But What Could He Say
this Was Her Idea Of A Holiday

so He Decided He'd Go Out And Bring Her Home
till He Found Out She Got Married The Week Before

sorry I Had No Time To Let You Know
but Can I Have A Night For You Before You Go (Some Parts Missing Here)

so This Is Romance (X2)