Lyrics:

One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl, Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy

My name is Alice, I'm a headcase
They practice making up on my face
I feel lucky if I get pants to wear
Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair

I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma'am won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
If I say I am, I get it

I wanna play baseball on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
Wanna come home all covered in mud

My name is Alice, I'm a headcase
They practice making up on my face
I feel lucky if I get pants to wear
Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair

I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma'am won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
If I say I am, I get it

I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma'am won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy