Lyrics:

Luber, I want to hug you
I want to tell your mom to love you

You got her dream
It's about Birthday Party
I've got her dream
Whatever used to be

Luber, on your birthday
I will answer your one thousand questions
Luber, let me help you
It will ease my conscience

What would it be
If you knew were saving my soul?
And what would you think
If you knew you were the toast of my town

Luber, on your birthday
I will answer your one thousand questions
Luber, let me help you
It will ease my conscience