Lyrics:

I went down to the beach and saw kiki and she was like ehhh and im like whatever
So then this chick comes up to me and says hey arent you that dude and im like yeah whatever
So then im at this pool hall and this girl comes up and is like ahhhh and im like yeah whatever

Cuz this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever

So it is three a.m and im on the corner wearin my leather and this dude comes up and he is like hey punk and im like yeah whatever
Then im in the alley throwing some dice and officer leroy comes up and he is like hey i tohught i told you and im like whatever
Then up comes zapho and im like sup zapho and he is like nothing and im like thats cool

Cuz this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever