Lyrics:

*Various Sound Effects*

Central Heating takes a beating its alright
You just need some Central Heating, you'll be fine

Central Heating takes a beating, its that sunshine in your soul
It'll getcha Central Heating, don't get left out in the cold
No use trying to save it for later, gotta turn on that old radiator
Come on out of yo thang
Join the party lets [swang?]
You can do anything (with Central Heating..get you some)

Central Heating takes a beating its alright
You just need some Central Heating, you'll be fine

Central Heating
Watchu needing, cause it last you all day long
Ain't no beating Central Heating, you just got to turn it on
If you can understand what we're meaning
Take a good look around at the steamer

Come on out of yo thang
Join the party lets [swang?]
You can do anything (with Central Heating..get you some)

We can warm the world spread good feelings all around (we got to spread it all around)
Got to sing this song til the folks all come around (we got to see the people gettin down)
Turn those pipes on, not your engine, got this warmth inside your heart
Got to use it, don't abuse it
Just engage your thermostat

No use trying to save it for later, gotta turn on that old radiator (cause central heat)

Da da da da da da da da da da da da (you gotta get your central heating right)
Da da da da da da da da da da da da (that central heating makes you feel alright)
Da da da daa daa daa daa

Da da da da da da da da da da da da (you gotta get your central heating right)
Da da da da da da da da da da da da (that central heating makes you feel alright)
Da da da daa daa daa daa

Da da da da da da da da da da da da (you gotta get your central heating right)
Da da da da da da da da da da da da (that central heating makes you feel alright)
Da da da daa daa daa daa

Da da da da da da da da da da da da (you gotta get your central heating right)
Da da da da da da da da da da da da (that central heating makes you feel alright)
Da da da daa daa daa daa

Da da da da da da da da da da da da (you gotta get your central heating right)...