Lyrics:

Would you, could you?
Lend me a hand with my BBQ
I've got beer, beer
Get around with your packed up wacky sack
Balding matters
Balding matters
Twist round, sit down
Leave town like you did the last time
Feels great, so good
Yeah, I need you to understand that
Balding matters
Balding matters
Cold
Shoulders
Cold
Cold shoulders
Since when depends
Depends on your approval
I got date of
Date of birth, your name, and number

Name and number
Name and number
Name and number