Lyrics:

Crooner Guy, spoken:
How is everybody doing tonight? You, you and you who are there in the back! Loosen up your tie, honey, 'cause it's going to be hot in here! That's right! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have something very special for you - and we are here to entertain you! Come on, honey. Sing it!

Crooner Gal:
You want to spend some time with me, boy
But I'm not coming home till three, boy
'Cause I, I, I
I wanna dance the Kooza

It's that perfect way to start a revel
From dishy dames to handsome fellas like yourself
Yes, I, I, I
I wanna dance the Kooza

Because it's
Marvelous
Bizarre-velous
Celestial
And bestial
Dust off your shoes
Tonight we gonna choose
The Kooza

spoken:
Let's get this thing up, fellas!

Dump your stuff and come dance beside me
Come on, don't knock me till you've tried me
'Cause I, I, I
I wanna dance the Kooza

Because it's
Marvelous
Bizarre-velous
It's ooh-la-la-velous
Superstar-velous
Tonight we're gonna choose
Tonight we're gonna choose
The Kooza

It's marvelous
Bizarre-velous
Ooh-la-la-velous
Superstar-velous
Tonight we're gonna choose
Tonight we're gonna choose
The Kooza