Lyrics:

I did some time in Tokyo In a dojo
Learned Karate and Kung Fu
And Judo because you know
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I'm a fuckin' Samurai from the Darkside
Eating fried rice, and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the Trapeze, and I'm free
In Nagasaki, I'm drinking Saki
And watching hockey in my jockeys
And I'm a servant to technology
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In my Nissan, I put the Priest on
And I head out on the highway to Budokan
I'm metal basted and domo wasted
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