Lyrics:

Oh-way-oh
Oh-way-oh

I'm going to night school
I'm learning Japanese
My microwave and me know 60 recipes

I'm gonna work my way into your heart
And you'll give in now if you're smart

You better believe I'm determined
You oughta see my master plan
Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll sing you love songs, I'll walk your cat
I'll fix your radio and scratch your back
Got 99 ways to make you my man

I've entered in the marathon
I'm pumping heavy weights
I'm memorizing poetry
My calculus is great

I'm gonna work my way into your heart
And you'll give in now if you're smart

You better believe I'm determined
Wait 'til you see my master plan
Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll get a pedicure, I'll take up golf
I'll swim to Wichita and that's not all
Got 99 ways to make you my man

Put up a fight or just give in
'Cause I got the ways and means to win

99, oh-way-oh
99, oh-way-oh

You better believe I'm determined
You oughta see my master plan
Got 99 ways to make you my man

If you resist me, I'll use my charm
I'll start a fire and then sound the alarm
Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll sing you love songs, I'll walk your cat
I'll fix your radio and scratch your back
Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll get a pedicure, I'll take up golf
I'll swim to Wichita and that's not all
Got 99 ways to make you my man

99 ways, oh-way-oh
99 ways, oh-way-oh
99 ways, oh-way-oh