Lyrics:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch (Oooh, lala)
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo
In the end know my intent, though

I Brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot, Uniform
Charlie, Kilo
Foxtrot, Uniform
Charlie, Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove (Oooh, lala)
With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo
In the end know my intent, though

I Brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot, Uniform
Charlie, Kilo
Foxtrot, Uniform
Charlie, Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where, pronto?